Tag: funny
member name: Stacie N.
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October 23, 2007 12:17 PM EDT --
Hi everyone. Today is my birthday! I'm one of those people who love to hear "Happy Birthday!" on her birthday, but I also know that to get it, I need to tell people.
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October 17, 2007 06:59 PM EDT --
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the . . . more
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October 22, 2007 12:42 AM EDT --
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long . . . more
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October 23, 2007 12:02 AM EDT --
Another one from my grandma.
Mayonnaise Jar and 2 CUPS OF COFFEE
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, . . . more
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October 29, 2007 02:43 PM EDT --
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now . . . more
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October 24, 2007 02:20 PM EDT --
So, there I am, naked on a table. What, naked? On a table?
Yes, naked, on a table. It was my birthday and the Spa I go to let’s you in for free on your birthday. . . . more
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October 30, 2007 05:14 PM EDT --
"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the . . . more
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October 28, 2007 12:15 AM EDT --
That's right. Dan finally admitted he is pregnant.
Do you have any secrets to share?
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October 17, 2007 02:04 PM EDT --
My grandma emailed these to me, so I thought I'd share:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in . . . more
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October 17, 2007 05:54 PM EDT --
Another one of my grandma's emails!
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The . . . more
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October 20, 2007 09:56 PM EDT --
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, "Steve's Place," and noticed that the waiter . . . more
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October 22, 2007 01:01 PM EDT --
Since I stayed up so late last night on Gather....okay, okay, honestly: I was doing laundry and stuff, but I didn't get enough sleep. It was so hard getting out of bed this morning. When . . . more
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October 24, 2007 12:56 PM EDT --
Another one from my grandma:
A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume . . . more
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October 26, 2007 10:52 PM EDT --
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
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October 27, 2007 06:14 PM EDT --
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted. The horse immediately springs into motion. . . . more
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October 28, 2007 07:38 PM EDT --
A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese.
One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom . . . more
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October 30, 2007 04:58 PM EDT --
Another one from my grandma!
This has got to be one of the cleverest e-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait . . . more
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October 30, 2007 05:06 PM EDT --
Quoting from Seattle's The Stranger :
" Why Did That Cat Cross the Road?
Topping the list in the death-by-compassion category is James R. Richards, a runner-up in last year's 471 . . . more
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October 26, 2007 01:35 PM EDT --
Our Father Who Art In Heaven.
Yes?
Don't interrupt me. I'm praying.
But -- you called ME!
Called you?
No, I didn't call you.
I'm praying.
Our Father who art in Heaven.
There -- . . . more
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